Like this:

A few days ago someone took the time to walk around in the snow outside of the guys dorm and form a heart. As a victim of the ADHD plague, I have a very impulsive streak in my body. Its hard enough for me to walk around in snow and not spell my name it it. But seeing a heart there… Man that was like taking a knife to the part of my brain that reasons such decisions, and then twisting.

Enough To Make Your Eyes Twitch

I stared at that snow heart for ten minuets, asked those who were with me how much they would pay to see me make my mark on it, and toyed with the idea of doing it. I didn’t however, for one reason that is far greater than anything else.

It wasn’t valentines day yet, and there was more snow on the way. If i had done it then, well it would have been wasted. There is no point to messing on love and then it getting covered over before the day when everyone on this campus but a number equal to the staff of a Rally’s will be on a date.

I mean, I have been holding in my cell waste for like three days now, and after tomorrow its going to be pretty hard to keep it from simply making me combust like a zombie full of fire crackers. I suppose in the end it might be worth it to forgo my plan because if i explode it will cause a mess of blood, which last time I checked was red (it was green once, but I blame Clinton for that).

Waning labels do not apply to zombie apocalypse situations (or Zombie-Nam)

An explosion of blood might just cause the heart in the snow to be colored red, in which case it would render my whole plan inert. If only there was some method that would turn my blood yellow… Maybe ill just use Mt. Dew…

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